Is She Wicked
Tori || Eighteen || USA

in court

judge:sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me:well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer:same
me:same
judge:same
police:same
obama:same
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asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

(via leaisnotalapdancer)

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melthedestroyer:

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

(via supagirl)

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(via pizza)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

(via pizza)

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Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

(via damn-funny)

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vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

(via pizza)

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